With a leap and a bound, Cristiano Ronaldo was gone. There were fist-pumps in the press box, tantrums on the touchline, chaos in the Curva Sud. Juventus had beaten Atletico Madrid by three goals to nil. After the celebrations had been dispensed with and he had violently thrust his crotch in the general direction of the world and everyone in it, it was put to him that Juventus had never managed a comeback like this in the Champions League before. Ronaldo’s answer was tart. “Maybe that’s why they signed me,” he retorted. Read More…